Kid-Friendly Car Jokes & Puns
- The S in J&S
- May 31, 2021
- 1 min read
Updated: Mar 9, 2022
Kids love jokes, sometimes it's like they have a million of them to tell you! So, it's always good to have a few up your sleeve to fire back. Here's a list of some we have found on internet:
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?
-They're PAIR-a-medics!
Why did the driver hold his nose?
-His car had gas!
What kind of car does a chicken drive?
-A Coupe.
What do you call a guy with a car on his head?
-Jack.
What kind of car does a snake drive?
-An Ana-Honda!
Got hit by a guitar truck the other day...
It was a Fender Bender.
What do you get when you cross a Mustang with an elephant?
-A convertible with a big trunk!
Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?
-He wanted to bust a move.
When is a car, not a car?
-When it turns into a driveway!
Do you know any other funny car jokes? Let us know in the comments!
Bad News: Your car is totaled.
Good News: Your Audi is now an innie.
What has 4 wheels and flies?
-A garbage truck!
I just got 9 out of 10 on my drivers test!
The last guy was able to get out of the way...
Why was the frog riding the bus?
-His car got toad.
Why did the taxi driver lose his job?
-He kept driving his customers away!
What did the traffic signal say to the car?
-Don't look, I'm about to change!
What kind of car do frogs prefer?
-A Beetle.
What has 10 letters and starts his G-A-S?
-Automobile.
Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?
-If they had 4, they would be chicken sedans!
Which one was your favorite? Let us know in the comments!
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