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Kid-Friendly Car Jokes & Puns

Updated: Mar 9, 2022

Kids love jokes, sometimes it's like they have a million of them to tell you! So, it's always good to have a few up your sleeve to fire back. Here's a list of some we have found on internet:



Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?

-They're PAIR-a-medics!

 

Why did the driver hold his nose?

-His car had gas!

 

What kind of car does a chicken drive?

-A Coupe.

 

What do you call a guy with a car on his head?

-Jack.

 

What kind of car does a snake drive?

-An Ana-Honda!

 

Got hit by a guitar truck the other day...

It was a Fender Bender.

 

What do you get when you cross a Mustang with an elephant?

-A convertible with a big trunk!

 

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

-He wanted to bust a move.

 

When is a car, not a car?

-When it turns into a driveway!

 

Do you know any other funny car jokes? Let us know in the comments!

 

Bad News: Your car is totaled.

Good News: Your Audi is now an innie.

 

What has 4 wheels and flies?

-A garbage truck!

 

I just got 9 out of 10 on my drivers test!

The last guy was able to get out of the way...

 

Why was the frog riding the bus?

-His car got toad.

 

Why did the taxi driver lose his job?

-He kept driving his customers away!

 

What did the traffic signal say to the car?

-Don't look, I'm about to change!

 

What kind of car do frogs prefer?

-A Beetle.

 

What has 10 letters and starts his G-A-S?

-Automobile.

 

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

-If they had 4, they would be chicken sedans!

 

Which one was your favorite? Let us know in the comments!


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